Moron Madness

Moron Madness!
Moron Madess is a segment held near the end of the show where Kane, Sarah and Samy read off reports or news stories of people who have been arrested through some forms of moronic acts, hence the name of the segment.

The articles they read over are typically researched on their own time, the goal of which is trying to find the best moron story that is better than the others. After each story is read, listeners are asked to call in and vote for either Kane, Sarah or Samy on who had the best story. Occasionally, random prizes are given to random callers who vote.

The winner is then announced immediatly after the End of the Show song, giving the host a "point" for the day. At the end of the week, the host who has the most moron story points wins, though nothing more than simple bragging rights. The host with the least amount of points will sometimes end up paying a bet that was agreed upon at the begining of the week, such as receiving a wedgie or paying for drinks/dinner.

Moron Stories
Examples:

A man breaks into a home at night and demands sexual favors from the home's couple by throwing a $20 bill at them.